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This is me at my holiday at primrose valley in 1990
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One misty night in the autumn of 82' a mystical man by the name of sultana cast a spell over the town of Middlesbrough and unfortunatley a mother who was giving birth, found to her supprise that her baby had popped out looking like Ghandi. Now this baby had only the head of Ghandi and .........
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This is me at lego land last summer
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...... the body of a huge great fat japanese guy with a very big and supporting 3 wheeled cycle, this body had a great big belly button in which he carried all of his belongings with him.
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This is my familly photo My mother, gran and sister
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Now the mother of this child, (the women furthest to the right in the picture) had great difficulty getting this boy out of her womb and when he eventually came out he had only half of his right arm and then magically his leg fell of along with his brain. The women went to the sultana and complained and all he could say " did you watch the match last night" and "I bet the boro win the world cup" and " I only get tipsy when I drink 8 pints of that famous grogg they sell down at the local public house"
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